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Joke of the Day
"I don't have a drinking problem, I'm very good at it"
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"""Oh my god! Sarah Jessica Parker is a competitive sprinter?!"" ""Greg, calm down! This is just the Kentucky Derby."""
"Q. How do you know a blonde has been using a dishwasher? A.It's cloged up with paper plates."
"Where do you learn to make ice cream? Sundae School"
"My new years resolution is the same as last year. 1920x1080"
"I'm going for LASIK surgery tomorrow Really looking forward to it."
"Keep ""Christ in ""Christopher Lloyd"" because without it, he'd be ""Opher Lloyd"" and that sounds like ""overlord."" Huh? I'll have a Sprite."
"Knock, knock..(my 8 year old told me this) Knock, knock Who's there? Anna Anna who? Anna one, Anna two"
"Did you hear about the homosexual letter? Only came in male boxes."
"Why does it have to be a white Christmas? #BlackChristmasMatters"