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Joke of the Day

"Why does it have to be a white Christmas? #BlackChristmasMatters"

"Some say global warming is caused by an increase in greenhouse gases, but I know that's a cover up for the truth: too many hot local singles"

"Why were the absurdly dressed chickens escorted from the basketball game? Because two flagrant fouls is an automatic ejection."

"Why don't Jewish guys give oral sex? It's too close to the gas chamber."

"What's the difference between 9/11 and a cow? You stop milking a cow after 13 years."

"What did one sunbathing pig say to another? I'm bacon."

"Does anyone know what subreddit ""your mamma"" jokes are in? Jk."

"Why was the mushroom always invited to parties? Because he was a fungi..."

"I'm 99% sure the plane Harrison Ford was in is from the Amelia Earhart exhibit at the Smithsonian."

"What do you call a mummy on a horse? A knight in Charmin armor."