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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the homosexual letter? Only came in male boxes."
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"What's a similarity between anal sex and spinach? If one or the other was forced upon you as a child, you won't like it as an adult."
"Politicians are like diapers... They're almost exclusively white"
"Why do people with Ocd never have diarrhea. They got their shit in order."
"My HP printer died today It was like a Brother to me."
"Did you hear about my time machine? I sold it next week"
"Scientists finally discovered how an elephant trumpets. Maybe now they can get back to curing cancer..."
"You don't need a parachute to go skydiving.. ..You need a parachute to go skydiving twice."
"Can you believe they're the same age? http://www.foxnews.com/slideshow/entertainment/2015/10/07/stars-who-are-the-same-age/#/slide/kylie-maisie-same-age"
"Chivalry isn't dead. He's just sleeping. Right, chivalry? CHIVALRY!?"