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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the lawyer with a fetish for loopholes? He got off on a technicality."
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"Dear santa... Dear santa, this year, please send clothes for all those poor ladies in daddy's computer."
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"Just started a new diet where I order Wendy's salad and then eat all my kids' fries."
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"The year is 2316. Humans have 12ft long arms from centuries of taking selfies."
"If Hillary is elected..... will she only make 70% of what Obama makes?"
"I dropped my glasses in the toilet today. Now everything looks like shit."
"You've seen nothing until you've seen a picture of a pigeon having a job interview to become a pigeon:"