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Joke of the Day

"I'm going for LASIK surgery tomorrow Really looking forward to it."

"Q: How do you sell chicken to a deaf man? A: HEY, YOU WANNA BUY SOME CHICKEN??!!!!!!!"

"I can tell you how to view NSFW content while at your desk. Get to work, Michael! You're not getting paid to watch models who have ""MAGA"" tattooed on their breasts."

"if it smells like bullshit & looks like bullshit, it probably is bullshit. Putting sugar on it doesn't make it a brownie."

"I lost 50 pounds in two days Im never playing poker again"

"Why is milk the fastest liquid on the planet? It's pasteurised before you can see it!"

"CUSTOMER: Can you make a pig cooler? WAITER: Sure spray him with a hose."

"One hard thing to explain to people under 20 is how legitimately exciting it used to be when someone would wheel in an overhead projector."

"This clown thing has gone too far I mean, he could very well became our commander in chief in a month or so."

"I've kidnapped 100 kids and killed 10 of them Only 90 kids can remember"