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Joke of the Day
"Jesus wasn't a very good carpenter... I mean... He couldn't remove three nails to save his life."
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"Did you know that Hitler made a rap album? Straight out of Mein Kampf-ton."
"Life; It's all about finding the next good time."
"His wife caught him trying on a white and gold dress... ""it's not what it looks like"", said he"
"*builds time machine* *goes back in time 183 days* *earth is on the other side of the sun* *dies in space*"
"Adventures Of Pedo-Sherlock How would you like your school girls today, Mr. Holmes? -Elementary, my dear Watson."
"What did Delaware? A New Jersey"
"Did you hear about the Energizer Bunny? A judge charged him with battery."
"Are we dangerous? ""Yes"" replied mother earth."
"I've never seen an ""outtie"" belly button in all the years of porn I've watched. I'm kinda glad, I don't want my eyes to get poked out."