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Joke of the Day
"The ultimate masochist The submissive: Hit me!!! The masochist: No..."
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"What did the car said to the valet? I've been through a lot."
"How do you get a dog to stop humping your leg? Pick him up and suck his cock."
"How fast can a woman fuck? 68km/h, because at 69 she flips over and blows a rod."
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"I peed on the floor in front of the beverages at a party Now there's no punchline."
"Q: what did one lumber jack say to another lumber jack? A: ""I need to axe you a question."""
"What did the college student say to a banker? I am forever in your debt."
"*phone rings* Wife - ""Quick! Pretend I'm not in!"" Me - *puts lipstick on the dog and watches Sleepless in Seattle* Wife - ""...."""""