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Joke of the Day

"A brand new Russian joke It tuned out that a Chinese trying to break into the Kremlin, claming that he lives there, is a time treveller from the future."

"So apparently airport security doesn't like it when you call shotgun before boarding a plane."

"I just wish I was rich enough to be able to throw all of the pots and pans away after I cook."

"Me: I couldn't eat another thing. Narrator: Oh, she ate another thing. And then some."

"The only thing worse than finding a hair in your food is realizing that the person who prepared it has a bald head."

"How do you starve a black person? Hide their welfare check under their work boots."

"The seven year old is going to be so surprised when she wakes up in this cage painted green with me yelling ""I caught a leprechaun!"""

"""What do we want?!!"" ""PSYCHIC POWERS! NOW!"" ""When do we want it?!!"""

"What My Girlfriend Thought, First four Dates: 1. Nice shirt. 2. Wow. A second nice shirt. 3. OK, first shirt again. 4. He has two shirts."

"The opening ceremony for our ribbon repair business was pretty confusing."