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Joke of the Day

"People who don't wash their hands make me sick."

"I met a ninja and asked if he could throw those pointy stars that ninjas have. He said, ""shuriken."""

"Have you seen the new movie about Auschwitz? The plot was interesting but actors could have put more soul into their characters. It was a hollow cast."

"An englishman a scotsman and an irishman walk into a bar The welshman isn't there because he's still at the euros"

"How do you say hi to a Muslim in Hawaii? Aloha Akbar."

"What does an amoeba call its friend? Cell mate."

"how do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogy in it."

"LeBron Still Wins MVP. Most Visible Penis."

"So I heard you just saw a play at Ford Theater, how was it? It was Mind-Blowing"

"Why do inquisitive peppers annoy people? Because they get jalapeno business."