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Joke of the Day

"My friend, Manuel, is a magician... His favorite trick is to announce ""I'm going to disappear on the count of three."" He then counts ""Uno, dos..."" then vanishes without a tres."

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"Who doesn't like lincoln logs john wilkes blocks"
"Gonna trade in my wife's menstrual cycle for a really cool mountain bike."
"Today has been cancelled, due to lack of interest."
"My parents taught me how to walk and talk Now all they want me to do is sit down and be quiet."
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"If Hitler was the mascot of a lemonade company I said ""Glass of juice,"" not ""Gas the Jews!"""
"""I got 15 years for leaving my wife.."" ""How'd you leave her?"" ""Dead by the side of the road..."""
"me: wanna see my cat's shed? friend: lots of cats shed. why would-- [my cat enters wearing a tool belt] cat: show him the gazebo, too"