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Joke of the Day

"That awkward moment when you run into your old pizza guy and you're with your new much younger pizza guy."

"I did it Reddit! I finally did it! I finally made it to the front page!"

"What's the difference between a meth lab and a Ferrari? There isn't a Ferrari in my garage"

"Whats the hardest part about eating a vegetable? The Wheelchair (Dont hate me)"

"What do you call a smart blonde? A Labrador retriever"

"I went on a date with a girl I met from twitter once. It didn't work out, but he's one of the nicest guys I've ever met."

"Somebody told me that today literally adds up But that's silly, 8+8 =/= 2016"

"You know what they say about people with big brains, right? ""You have a severe case of meningitis."""

"What did they call the documentary about Lorena Bobbit? American Snipper"

"What did the bra say to the hat? ""You go on a head, I'm gonna give these two a lift."""