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Joke of the Day

"Does England have a fourth of July? Of Course they do, they just don't celebrate it!"

"I have come up with the most awkward event of all time: the Father-Son wedding dance."

"You get what you get and you don't get upset... You have cancer."

"My bra is off, my pajamas are on, my hair is up. I'm not sure if I'm going to bed, or to Walmart."

"When she says she prefers the strong, silent type she means her vibrator."

"What is the most common blood type among pessimists? B Negative."

"What do you call a chicken crossed with a cow? Cock-a-doodle-moo!"

"What do you call a guy who wants to join the mile high club by himself? A high-jacker."

"Why was the broom late? Because it overswept."

"The year is 2035. The only movies are superhero reboots. Anyone caught looking up from their phone is fined $100."