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Joke of the Day
"You get what you get and you don't get upset... You have cancer."
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"What do you call a dog magician? A Labracadabrador."
"""Is it not funny or am I just not getting it?"" ~ Everyone reading a newspaper comic strip"
"So my girlfriend throws up in the morning also her stomach is getting bigger. It's time I get it through my head.....She drinks to much.."
"I have the body of a 25 year old supermodel, but it takes up too much space in my freezer."
"What's a Brooklyn contractors favorite dance? Dewalts"
"Food is like dark humor.. Not everyone gets it."
"[DIRTY] Eye exam Eye specialist: ""Sir, you need to stop masturbating.""   Patient: "" Oh my God, is it ruining my eyesight?""   Eye specialist: ""No. It's disturbing the other patients."""
"[Date] Him: I don't trust myself around you Her(flirtatiously): Oh, stop Him: I bought an iPad on your credit card when you went to bathroom"
"Why did the moron give the sleepy cow a hammer? He wanted her to hit the hay!"