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Joke of the Day

"What is the most common blood type among pessimists? B Negative."

"Trump for President.. or not What is Donald Trump telling Barack Obama supporters? Orange Is The New Black"

"What do you call a pushy asshole potato? A dic-tater."

"Boy that Neil Patrick Harris is a real, man's man."

"AMA request! Someone who actually pays for Netflix. Instead of using their brothers ex girlfriends sisters moms password."

"My TV makes me wonder what song Samsung."

"How do you find the blind guy at a nudist colony? It ain't hard."

"Whats the difference between a lawyer and a teenage boy? One is a master debater. The other is a masterbater."

"Finding $5 you didn't know you had is awesome til you realize you're 34, it's 2011 & $5 won't even buy enough gas to drive you off a cliff."

"I just found out the mods' password! [removed]"