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Joke of the Day

"The year is 2035. The only movies are superhero reboots. Anyone caught looking up from their phone is fined $100."

"How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie into it"

"Does North Korea remember what happened the last time a country attacked Hawaii?"

"What do you call an excited rectangle? An erectangle."

"You know those slices of American cheese you get from the supermarket? You're not going to be able to buy those anymore. Since Trump is going to make America grate again, apparently."

"Tomb = Toom Womb = Woom Bomb = Boom"

"I made a joke: What is a fruit bun's favourite subject in a Pub Quiz? What is a fruit bun's favourite subject in a Pub Quiz? Currant affairs."

"How come nobody created this obvious children's toy? Squeaky Fromme dolls. Think about it. They'd make good doggie chew toys too...."

"Why doesnt ray charles see his friends ? Because he is married ."

"Why are there no Chuck Norris knock-knock jokes? Because Chuck only has to hit the door ONCE."