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Joke of the Day
"I have come up with the most awkward event of all time: the Father-Son wedding dance."
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"No Pornhub, I do not want to play poker. I'm at work."
"What car does Jesus drive? A Chrysler"
"I gave up on building a house of cards. I couldn't stand it."
"god: behold, my creatio-- people: some rocks are more important than others god: what? people: i would literally kill for the yellow rock"
"The Amish girl was excommunicated... ...too Mennonite."
"My friends won't get margaritas with me anymore because I get drunk & start saying everything is ""mexillent""."
"A blind man walks into a Fifty Shades of Grey theater takes a deep breath and says "" MMM ... I guess I'm at a fish market"""
"My dream car is shaq wearing heelys holding me up by my hips like simba"
"Roses are red violets are blue celery is green bees are black and yellow please help me I can't stop pumpkins are orange satan is vermillion"