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Joke of the Day

"A guy walks into a restaurant with his friend. The server ask what he wants to drink and he say H2O. His friend says he will have H2O to. His friend is no longer alive."

"Men can't have multiple orgasms so having sex several times is hard Then soft, then hard, then soft"

"How does a hacker speak with bread? He uses wheat speak."

"What do pirates and strip clubs have in common? Neither can get enough booty"

"Trump is opting not to have celebrities at his inauguration in the same way that I opted not to take any cheerleaders to prom."

"50 Cent released an album in Zimbabwe You probably haven't heard of it, because he debuted under the name ""Million Dollar Man"""

"Never hit a man with eyeglasses Use your fist instead. >Enthusiastically told by my 6 year old brother, I thought it was worth sharing."

"Why do uniformed soldiers need to eat their fruits and vegetables? If they don't, they'll be irregulars."

"My reddit secret santa gave me what I have really been wanting for quite some time now.... They fucked me."

"I use to have mad cow Disease But I'm alright Nooooooooooooooooooow."