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Joke of the Day

"I exercise at the gym because I can't exercise restraint when it comes to everything that's bad for me."

"For all you non-native English speakers out there... ""Read"" is pronounced like ""lead"", while ""read"" is pronounced like ""lead""."

"What is an amputees favorite movie? Armageddon."

"I was thinking about telling a Thailand joke... But Phucket."

"Never trust an atom they make up everything"

"What does Bob Marley put on his toast? Peanut butter and jammin!"

"What kind of cigars does Baby Jesus smoke? (Mmmph!) Meek & Milds!!!! :0"

"My wife just made a ""special"" dinner ""just for me"" for no apparent reason. I'm going to die, right ?"

"What do you call an Irish threesome? Dublin up."

"I was on diet for a month and all I lost was 30 days How many of you know this funny man pakalu papito ? Its one of his joke."