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Joke of the Day
"Go ahead, criticize my overprotective parenting. But no gorillas were shot on my watch."
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"What do you call a Harrison Ford one man show? A Han Solo performance."
"How many lawyers does it take to grease a combine? Only one if you run him through slowly!"
"Outkast: Ok now ladies! Me: Yeah??! OK: I wanna see y'all on your baddest behavior! Me: *slowly incurs $18.37 in overdue library fees*"
"Is it wrong to hate a certain race? Me and my running friends always run 5Ks, but now they want to run 10K races and I really hate running 10Ks"
"Why shouldn't you play cards in the jungle? Too many cheetahs!"
"P Diddy or P Didn't he?"
"If you're getting annoyed, you might throw up your hands out of frustration. If you're a cannibal, you might throw up someone else's hands out of your stomach."
"""I'm not really a big dog person."" - lying werewolf"
"[the followin is based on a true story] *clips of me hittin my shin on my bed every nite for a year* Narrator: its like he forgets its there"