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Joke of the Day
"Have you been to /r/brucejennerspenis? I heard it was removed."
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"WANTED: Someone to have my babies and carry on my family name. No strings attached. You can even keep the kids."
"Girls are like blackjack. I'm trying to go for 21 but I always hit on 14."
"I told my mom that the CIA was going to keep Osama Bin Laden's porn collection away from the public. She said, ""Who cares? It's probably just full of camels, anyway."""
"I love to watch the look of panic on my husband's face when I pull a pair of panties out of my drawer and say, ""um, these aren't mine."""
"What's trumps favorite movie? Wall-e"
"Tyson's psychologist told Mike to take a year off he obviously misunderstood....good thing he didn't say two!"
"Knock knock! ""Who's there?"" ""L.A."" ""L.A. who?"" ""L.A. who Akbar!"""
"I ran over a kid in a John Cena shirt but in my defense, i couldn't see him"
"Where's Finnick? Odair he is! Obligatory: My brother told this to me while watching Mockingjay P2."