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Joke of the Day

"Q: What's the difference between a G-Spot and a golf ball? A: A guy will actually search for a golf ball."

"How long did Dorothy, the Scarecrow, and the Cowardly Lion have to wait for the Tin Man? Ten minutes."

"How are asians and really obese people alike? They both can't see their dicks, but they know it's there."

"Why does spider man so great with his stunts? Because he is Peter Parkour"

"What did the hippie say when I asked him to leave my house? Nah, I'm-a stay."

"What is a British Scholar's favorite store? Finks"

"First Time Around What do you call your first time masturbating? A first hand experience."

"What did the sign convention management do to the woman who kept pulling down their long signs? Banner."

"Q. What's worse than finding a worm in the apple you're eating? A. Finding half a worm."

"I bought one of those anti-bullying wristbands when they first came out... I say bought I actually stole it off a short fat, ginger kid"