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Joke of the Day
"My friends hate my cheese jokes. They said that they're no Gouda"
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"My favorite Christmas joke: Why do Mexicans have tamale making parties on Christmas Eve? So the kids have something to unwrap on Christmas morning."
"I wish someone would leave a horse's head in my bed so that when my kids sneak up on me in the morning, I can be like, BAM, horse's head."
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"I hear Chikfila is becoming more PC... They now have transtender bathrooms."
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"Neither candidate addressed the fact that we have a Hulk"