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Joke of the Day
"Why do people at home on TV have their pants on?"
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"bathroom is like the church's confession box..everyone is so full of shit when they enter.."
"complaining about your wife's stories will result in having to sit through her story about the time you complained about her stories"
"Did you hear about the gay (native American) indian? He was a brave fucker."
"If 7 out of 10 sports fans have below average intelligence, what percentage of sports fans is that? 110%. [Aaaaaand we prove once again that morons are humorless. Really should know that by now.]"
"Halloween: The one day I can flap my arms like a bat and nobody asks any questions."
"*turns on internet* computor, i need to take a break from trying to achieve one thing. show me all of the achievments of others all at once"
"WIFE: no no no I loved your vows I just thought you could've used the word 'bloodthirsty' a little less"
"I hate when I press 1 for English and still get an Indian person."
"I'll admit that the Chinese kids in math class are pretty smart... But doing it with their eyes closed... that's a bit cocky."