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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the gay (native American) indian? He was a brave fucker."
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"While you are trying to remember your ex then look at your watch and it's showing 4:04 ..."
"Why do bicycles fall over? They are two-tired."
"My Russian friends cringe everytime I tell a joke... Because in Russia line punch you."
"What do books have that Mexicans don't? Papers."
"Public speaking is the #1 fear of the average person. #2 is death. This means that at a funeral, more people would rather be in the casket than doing the eulogy. -Jerry Seinfeld"
"BREAKING NEWS: Bread is extremely toxic to humans. ""Just throw it all in a lake somewhere,"" says one long-billed scientist"
"IAN: I broke my leg once ME: I've never broken a bone, touch wood [touches wood] THE UNIVERSE: THIS MAN WILL NEVER BREAK A BONE"
"A schmooze.... ...what Sean Connery calls an afternoon nap"
"What do you get when you cross a duck and a cat? A Chinese restaurant's newest entree!"