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Joke of the Day
"How do you find Will Smith in the snow? You follow the fresh prints"
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"Poetry cannot be justified. It's a typography joke."
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"What's Donald Trump's favorite kind of bubble gum? Bigly chew."
"How did Camelot get its name? Guinevere liked to hump a lot."
"This soup tastes funny Customer: Waiter, this soup tastes funny. Waiter: Funny? But then why aren't you laughing?"
"""Just so you know, you're coming home with me tonight."" I whisper to all the leftover food on the table from our dinner date."
"Donald Trump is gonna be the next US President pretty HILLARYous, isn't it"
"My friends and I got so high in Amsterdam that we went to a local store and stole a couple of bags of ice.... We took them down to the canal and released them back into the wild."