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Joke of the Day

"This soup tastes funny Customer: Waiter, this soup tastes funny. Waiter: Funny? But then why aren't you laughing?"

"Wife: ""Notice anything?"" Me: ""Is it your hair, shoes, dress, eyelashes, mascara, lipstick, or nails?"" Wife: ""You forgot to wear pants."""

"A North Korean man announce yesterday that his Dog gave birth to a 1/2 Dog 1/2 Cat offspring! Also referred to in Korea as the #2 ""Combo""!!!"

"$50 says Jesus rose from the dead to clear his browser history."

"A gambling addict begins his 5th stretch of therapy... ""It failed 4 times in a row, so it's bound to work this time."""

"What's the difference between kinky and perverted? Kinky is using a feather. Perverted is using the whole chicken."

"Why did Ayn Rand lose the pool tournament? She wouldn't play on a regulation size table"

"Tattoos are like dead babies Even if you peel the skin, they're still there"

"What does the highest paid WNBA player make? Sandwiches."

"I suppose you can take my cold dead hand when you pry it from my warm live one and charge me w/unlawful possession of human remains"