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Joke of the Day
"Donald Trump is gonna be the next US President pretty HILLARYous, isn't it"
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"my husband...just pointed out d new strands of hair growing under my chin..... someones not getn laid tonight."
"If I'm ever on Jeopardy I hope the final category isn't ""Can You Tell These Mumford & Sons Songs Apart."""
"why did hitler commit suicide? Because he saw the gas bill (Thanks nofx)"
"How many super saiyans does it take to change a light bulb? Find out next time, on Dragon Ball Z!"
"BlackJack Jack be nimble Jack be quick Cuz Jack just stole that candlestick"
"What do you call 2 gay Mexicans in bed? A Juan-on-Juan"
"I got invited to my first HS party... ten years too late, fuck you all i'm not going to the reunion, get bent."
"Femi-Nazi Moderator Free speech to hell"
"Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken!"