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Joke of the Day

"How many Catholic priests does it take to screw a lightbulb?"

"What's the difference between a snowman and a snow-woman? Snow balls"

"Women love it when you emit three high pitched squawks, inflate your expandable throat pouch, and then dart back and forth between trees."

"If life gives you melons... You're probably dyslexic"

"Having an argument on the internet... ... Is like having a small dick contest. There's no weiner."

"I tried to contact Joan Rivers through my ouija board, and a message came back: ""If I wasn't already dead, your outfit would've killed me""."

"Reddit: I'm looking for some offensive jokes, lets hear em! It doesn't matter if you or I are offended, only that SOMEONE is offended."

"A joke I thought of: I don't know if fo' sho' means ""for short"" or ""for shore"", but I like to think that people are being overly nautical."

"What did the squash say to the cucumber when he saw the pumpkin patch get blown up? Oh My Gourd!"

"It's funny when guys say ""treat your girl right or I will"" lol if you could treat girls right then where is your girl?"