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Joke of the Day
"What's Donald Trump's favorite kind of bubble gum? Bigly chew."
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"What is a pedophile's favorite musical note? A Minor."
"I like my women like I like my tea... ...white, weak and you can't tell if what you're drinking is piss or not."
"What happened to the Guns 'n Roses tour bus when it got a flat tire and had to be jacked up? Its axle rose."
"I'm feeling confident about my new business selling amphibious aircraft... It's going to be plane sailing!"
"I bet the YMCA dance is allot harder to do in Chinese."
"What does a dentist do on a roller coaster?...He braces himself"
"What's the difference between babies and cats People want to see pictures of your cat."
"[first date] Her: I love your scent, what is it? Me: desperation."
"Paris Hilton picked up the new Galaxy Note 7.... That's Hot."