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Joke of the Day
"How did Camelot get its name? Guinevere liked to hump a lot."
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"Whenever I hear someone call my name, my first instinct is to walk faster"
"Alcohol and calculus don't mix... ...never drink and derive."
"How to make your God proud? By abusing his names in other languages."
"What kind of country do we live in when an artist like Sia won't take advantage of the freedom to change her last name to Lateralligator?"
"What does a gay orgy sound like? A cockophony."
"Thinking that you're on speaking terms with God is like finding out you've been playing both parts in an episode of ""Catfish"""
"What is white and hurts a homophobic man if it lands on him? An airplane"
"Don't let an extra chromosome let you down!"
"What kind of punch hurts the most? A Sandy Hook."