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Joke of the Day
"Poetry cannot be justified. It's a typography joke."
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"what do you do when your dishwasher stops working? slap her"
"What do you get when you fart on your wallet? Gas money"
"COMMERCIAL: [a man is having his bloody infected foot amputated] Narrator: SHOES"
"Man: ""I think I saw a UFO last night"" UFO with fake moustache: ""Nah, it was probably one of them optical gases or something"""
"All of the good tweets are either married or gay."
"Two Irish men walk into a bar... You would have thought at least one of them would have seen it."
"Why is Microsoft skipping Windows 9? Because Windows 7 8 9"
"What did one eye say to the other? Between you and me, something smells"
"Blanket on: too hot, Blanket off: too cold, 1 leg out: perfect, until the demon from Paranormal Activity grabs it & drags you down the hall."