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Joke of the Day
"Poetry cannot be justified. It's a typography joke."
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"I stopped a girl from getting raped last week It wasn't very hard. I just stopped chasing her."
"A friend showed me a funny steak pun the other day. I must say, steak puns are truly a rare medium well done."
"What do you get when you cross a duck and a cat? A Chinese restaurant's newest entree!"
"Your clothes will never forgive you... You always hang them out to dry."
"How do you stop your ol' lady from ruining your Saturday night? Kill the bitch on friday."
"Big deal, McDonalds. We're all here for a limited time only."
"gave my wife a pedicure just so I could write in my diary ""I nailed her...10 TIMES IN A ROW"". Ha ha, jokes on you, Masculinity."
"What did Dave Grohl say when someone stole his Greek food? There goes my gyroooo"
"What do you call a relationship that never works out between guitarists? No strings attached"