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Joke of the Day
"What did Jarod from subway get on his first night in jail? A foot long"
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"I cannot breath, walk, or bend over but DAYUM these skinny jeans look good."
"I'm really bad at understanding some common phrases and vice versa."
"What does a Duggar girl and the Unabomber have in common? They have both been fingered by their brother."
"A Valentine's Day Poem for your Sweetheart Roses are red, Violets are blue, For Valentine's Day, I would like to sodomize you."
"If I had a crystal ball, I'd probably walk differently."
"Why Christmas is like a job day? You do all the work but the big fat man in suit get the credits"
"A deer, a skunk, and a duck went to the grocery store. When they were ready to check out, the deer didn't have a buck, the skunk didn't have a scent, so they put it all on the duck's bill."
"When a girl says she wants you to splurge on her Calm down, it's not what you think..."
"The Clock is Ticking... 9:09 9:10 George Bush 9:12 9:13"