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Joke of the Day
"Why did all the prisoners at the AT&T jail escape? Because they had no bars on their cells!"
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"Bakers trade bread recipes... on a knead-to-know basis."
"A brazilian, uruguayan and argentinian walk into the bar... ...celona team. GOAAAAAAAAL ! GOAAAAAAAAL ! GOAAAAAAAAL !"
"It's so cold outside I saw a politican with his hands in his own pockets."
"At least once in our life, we all have tried to balance the light switch in between the on and off position."
"What do you call a disabled nun? Virgin mobile"
"A book just fell on my head! I guess I only got my shelf to blaim!"
"How does Boomhower describe the Genitals of the Lieutenant from the Reno Police Department? Dang ol' Dangle dangle."