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Joke of the Day

"COP: You're allowed 1 phone call ME: I'm gonna call your mom & tell on you for arresting me COP: *nervously sweating* Why would you do that"

"If I give my dog a toy that doesn't make an unbearably annoying noise she looks at me like I have no clue how to do anything right in life."

"What does a duck like to have for breakfast? Quacker Oats"

"What did the late arriving cannibal receive at the dinner party? The cold shoulder."

"What do you call a rich Chinese person ? cha ching"

"What do you tell a Hockey player messing up with you... ... Stop pucking around"

"threesome Joke Q: A teacher asks, ""What's the difference between a problem and a challenge?"" A: A student repsonds, ""3 boys + 1 girl = problem. 1 boy + 3 girls = challenge."""

"Knock knock Who's there? A broken Pencil. A broken Pencil who? ..... Never mind its pointless"

"Remember that time you were reluctant to test my latest invention ""amnesia pills"" but did anyway? ""No"" excellent."

"How do you starve a neurosurgeon? Hide his paycheck with his kids."