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Joke of the Day
"What do Pavlov's dogs call storefront bell-ringers? The Salivation Army."
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"Kim Jong-Un has promised a new clear future for North Korea. Oops! Spelt ***nuclear*** wrong."
"Careful, friends. [bends down and examines a handprint in the sidewalk] There is a very powerful child nearby."
"[Brings a snowball to a work meeting and tosses it at boss] I'm not trying to disprove the theory of global warming I just don't like you."
"When I'm furious at another driver I roll down my window, thrust my head out & whisper ""wow you drive really inconsiderate"" into the wind"
"The train station is where the train stops. The bus station is where the bus stops. At my desk I have a workstation."
"When the drugs talk to you ... ... you have too many left"
"I have a hole in my sock... Darn it!"
"How Do You Create Artificial Intelligence? Dye a blonde's hair."
"(dark humor) In the used cars for sale add i am selling very little used wife whole or in pieces."