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Joke of the Day
"I never really wear camouflage. It's just something that I can never see myself wearing."
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"How many people does it take to change a light bulb in Brazil? A Brazillion!!! http://imgur.com/c4CJjUd"
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Cosi ! Cosi who ? Cosi has to !"
"What do you call a Phillipino contortions? A manilla folder"
"What does a parrot named Larry talk about? Vocabulary"
"How do make a woman blind? Stick a car windshield in front of her face."
"Playing dead in the supermarket to avoid having a conversation with someone you know attracts more attention than I anticipated...go figure."
"What do scientists and vegetables have in common? Stephen Hawking"
"Why shouldn't you lend a anthropologist money? They consider a million years ago to be Recent."
"What's the craziest type of bread? Banana Nut Bread!"