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Joke of the Day
"Dynamite fishing Sounds like a blast"
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"I hear Donald Trump wants every welfare recipient to take a drug test... I don't even what to know what he's planning to do with all those urine samples."
"those fake living rooms at IKEA should have a couple in them trying to assemble IKEA furniture and fighting"
"Back in my day, I used to have to walk 4 miles to the nearest store. Because I had too many DUIs."
"""Will you please stop chasing heavy women?"" ""I am not chasing them...they just happen to land on me and I cant get up."""
"My ex sent me a picture to remind of what I'm giving up. I sent her a picture of my new girl so she knows I don't give a f*ck..."
"Why don't native Americans like snow? Because it's white and all over their land."
"What's the best thing about being the 'third-wheel' for your friends in relationships? Nothing. It always fucking sucks."
"What do you call Indian flowers? Patels [source](http://i.imgur.com/LXADoFR.jpg)"
"How many minutes after someone's fired is it cool to take their stapler?"