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Joke of the Day

"Pretty ugly Sometimes you're pretty, sometimes you're ugly but most of the time you're pretty ugly."

"Kayne West says he's gonna be the next Nelson Mandela. Your wife is a porn star and your daughter is a compass. Take a seat, son. Merica."

"I see your nerd joke and raise you mine A neutron walks into a bar, orders a drink and sits down. He says to the bartender ""How much?"". Bartender replies, ""For you no charge."""

"What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate? A chocolate BAAA"

"a thing I like about Nintendo is it's often possible to enjoy one of their games in its entirety without murdering anybody"

"Everything Must Go? You should have had that attitude before going out of business."

"Why did the dog bark? because its a dog"

"2: Where mommy? Me: Mommy's at a meeting. 2: Mommy is meat? Me: No. Well...yes, but only if we ever get stranded on an island. 2: Ok."

"How do you confuse a blonde? You don't... They're born that way"

"Kanye West named his kid North. Drake Bell says he'll name his first kid Taco. I think Jessica Biel should name her kid Batmo."