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Joke of the Day

"sometime soon theyll all be screaming my name.. at the jamba juice because my order is ready and i am checking my phone"

"I used to have a voice like Justin Bieber... then I turned four."

"What's the longest word in the world? Smiles. Because there's a mile between each 'S'."

"Why do birds fly south for the winter? because its too far to walk!"

"Why did the traffic light turn red? You'd turn red too if you had to change in the street."

"A man walked into a bar... don't worry...he was fine he just had a minor bump on his head."

"My English professor had a colonoscopy... Turns out he had colon cancer so he had to have surgery to remove the tumor. Now he has a semi-colon."

"Why can't a nose be 12 inches long? Because then it'd be a foot."

"We are family, even though you're fatter than me Yo momma is so fat that when she went to the beach a whale swam up and sang, ""We are family, even though you're fatter than me."" -"

"When you are finished with a corncob pipe, you can just feed it to a nearby pig. The Lord is amazing."