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Joke of the Day
"Is it gay in here or is it just Glee?"
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"Sometimes I drink water to surprise my liver"
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"Not to brag, but I still fit into the low self-esteem I wore in high school."
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"Whats the difference between a North Korean missile and a K-Pop singer? The singer can have a hit"
"What do you call a black detective? Sherlock Homie"
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"What's China's national colour? Censo-red."