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Joke of the Day
"Sometimes I drink water to surprise my liver"
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"What's black and runny? Usain Bolt."
"What would a cross-dressing psychologist wear? A Freudian slip"
"Q: Why can't you hear a viola on a digital recording? A: Recording technology has reached such an advanced level of development that all extraneous noise is eliminated."
"I bought a wash basin from a skydiver today. And tomorrow he's going to *plummet* in for me."
"What is it called when Batman leaves church? Christian Bale... "
"Kylo Ren: I can't read your mind! How are you resisting me?! Rey: Occlumency lessons from Professor Snape."
"""Special today! Jokes, half off!"" ""I'll take one."" ""Why did the chicken cross the road?"" ""I don't know, why?"" ""Sorry, that's all you get."""
"A dog owner tells his dog.. Owner: ""Who's a good boy?"" Doggo: ""Did you just assume my gender?!"""
"Q: What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft? A: A flat minor."