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Joke of the Day
"Sometimes I drink water to surprise my liver"
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"I'm jealous of Santa... ...he can yell ""hoe hoe hoe"" at anyone and get away with it."
"(My mother's proudest creation) What do you call it when you lobotomize terrorists? Simplifying Radicals. Yes, she's a math teacher."
"TIL It's not possible to yawn while wearing earphones"
"What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? Pilot"
"Harassment. So a teacher asks her students to use the word harassment in a sentence. A boy stood up and said, ""Ok this is easy. I met a beautiful girl one day and harassment a lot to me"""
"It's cool how in England they call trucks ""lorries"" and dentists ""never"""
"IAN: Why is that bear hanging out in the bar? ME: He's a well known, gimmick. IAN: Really? ME: That's Conan. Conan The Bar Bear, Ian."
"What do you say to a black guy after washing his dog? Yo dawg I washed yo dog."
"'Rowdy' Ronda came to my town to give a speech. It was Rousing."