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Joke of the Day

"Terrorists have hijacked a plane filled with politicians... They say they will release one politician per hour if their demands aren't met."

"One of the guys I work with overdosed on Viagra. His wife's been taking it pretty hard."

"side effects of Cialis may include dragging 2 bath tubs outside to sit in to watch the sunset with your confused but supportive partner"

"[NSFW] Why did the priest cum on the little boy's face twice? Because Jesus said to turn the other cheek"

"A man goes to a partially deaf doctors Man: Doctor Doctor I can't remember who sang the Pinball Wizard. Doctor: The....... who?"

"Q: Why was the insect kicked out of the wildlife preserve? A: It was a litterbug."

"I like my steak like I like my women. White and domineering."

"I made an appointment for laser hair removal then remembered that I don't have any laser hair."

"Alcohol is nothing but poison But I drink because there are just things inside of me that need to die."

"Really threw me off This kid started throwing out words that started with TH. I got through this, there, and they but I didn't see that coming."