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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a black detective? Sherlock Homie"
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"Why is Diarrhea hereditary? it runs in your genes."
"I'm starting a plumbing supplies/computer software store. It will be called ""Shits & Gigs."""
"I go to McDonald's once a month just to replenish the napkin stash in my car"
"Is there a Twitter acronym for ""Ur screenshot tweet is really funny, but my anxiety about ur phone battery % prevents me from enjoying it""?"
"Us New Yorkers try to stick to the four main food groups; pizza, pizza bagels, pizza pies, and cheesecake."
"""A mother takes twenty years to make a man of her boy, and another woman makes a fool of him in twenty minutes."""
"How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? Don't be silly, feminists don't change anything."
"my plan for the day is to lay on the floor and not move"
"Dogs have a tendency to bark just to hear themselves bark. Reminds me of some people I know."