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Joke of the Day

"Whats the difference between a North Korean missile and a K-Pop singer? The singer can have a hit"

"If Hillary Clinton is elected as our first female President it's really going to redefine a few things for me.... ....Like the words President Bush."

"What do you call an Eskimo peeping Tom? Tom tookalook! Went to see my grandma. Dying of cancer but still got a sense of humour!"

"What's your favorite city in China? Taiwan"

"What did the little cloud say about the big cloud? I think you're condensating for something."

"What kind of trails does a crazy person travel? Psychopaths. (I hate myself)"

"With KFC's announcement they've created an edible coffee cup, the chain is ready to face its next challenge: creating edible food."

"Ultracrepidarianism is the habit of giving opinions & advice on matters outside one's knowledge or competence. Or, as I call it, tweeting."

"How come Django's wife never hears Django coming? The D is silent."

"What do you call a cock blocker? A knobstacle."