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Joke of the Day

"Why don't birds have to wear camouflage? Joke: Why don't birds have to wear camouflage? Punch: Because they are already ""in the skies"". Thank you, I'll see myself out."

"Just saw a black guy in Connecticut. Played it cool, though. Only got my picture taken with him twice."

"Tragic reports as customers find themselves trapped inside a burning Apple store There were no windows."

"I see your IQ test came back negative"

"What do you call a group of hot moms in space? THE MILFY WAY!"

"Was being tested for allergies at an all-male nudist colony when the power went out... Needless to say, I felt every prick."

"I was going to tell a dead baby joke... But some people don't get prop humour."

"Lebron reminds me of Michael Jordan... ...when Jordan played baseball"

"What do you call a dog that's into BDSM? A subwoofer."

"Whats the difference between a pun, and a fart? One is a shift of wit and the other is a whiff of shit."