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Joke of the Day
"Lebron reminds me of Michael Jordan... ...when Jordan played baseball"
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"What did the fish say to the concrete wall? Dam!"
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"Doctor and Patient Patient: Doctor! You've got to help me! Nobody ever listens to me. No one ever pays any attention to what I have to say. Doctor: Next please!"
"Did you hear about the new mobile dating app for pedophiles? Kinder."
"Do you remember those old romantic movies where the guy would lay his coat down in a puddle for the woman? WALK AROUND THE FUCKING PUDDLE."
"Seems like Harrison Ford is really down to earth Too early?"
"I blur that line between ""not a morning person"" and ""serial killer."""
"What do you call a relaxed redneck? A chillbilly."