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Joke of the Day

"Was being tested for allergies at an all-male nudist colony when the power went out... Needless to say, I felt every prick."

"Corny Jokes... ..have no stalk in them."

"Cars should have a thing where if you drive around with your blinker on for too long, they explode."

"Q: What did the judge say about the man shot twelve times by the police? A: The most horrific suicide scenario I have ever heard of."

"I'm in Germany. Time to drink precisely one bier (beer) and call every man ""Hans"""

"Where have you been all my life? Please go back there."

"speak, three languages you are trilingual, two, bi-lingual, what do they call you if you only speak one language? American"

"Most famous gay couple of all. Patrick Fitzgerald and Gerald Fitzpatrick."

"I have a joke for you that has no punchline."

"""Doctor! Doctor! I think I may have Alzheimers!"" ""We had this discussion last week, Mr. Smith."""