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Joke of the Day

"Tragic reports as customers find themselves trapped inside a burning Apple store There were no windows."

"BALD FLEAS Q; What do you call two fleas on top of a bald head? A: Homeless."

"Yet another really bad joke A Buddhist goes up to a hot dog stand and says, ""Make me one with everything."""

"Imagine falling in love with someone and finding out they raise their hand at the end of a long boring meeting to ask a question."

"mailman: ahhh nothing quite like returning home from a long day delivering m- [gets attacked by his own dog]"

"I celebrate 4/20 On 1/5 Simplify your fractions!"

"I told the bank teller that I was changing banks & wanted to open an account ""Great. What's the name of your former bank?"" I said, ""Piggy"""

"ME: I used to lay in the dark and invite spirits to inhabit my body. HER: Did they? ME: [levitates, engulfed in flames] WHAT DO YOU THINK?"

"Thanks to Volkswagen, I'm now even starting to doubt if Herbie was a true story."

"As a kid, I put snowballs in the blender to make a slushy. Snowballs was a good cat..."