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Joke of the Day
"I was going to tell a dead baby joke... But some people don't get prop humour."
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"I bet the frankincense guy was all like, ""Let's put the three items in one gift basket and the basket can be from all of us."""
"Me: If we weren't related, I'd totally sleep with you. Hot girl: But we aren't related. Me: Oh good, so you feel the same way too"
"I killed a squirrel once with a car. Twice with a tennis racket."
"A tourist asks a Scottish villager ""Do you have a local attraction?"" ""We used to- he answers- but she got married."""
"Yoga, a Hindi word meaning I hope I don't fart"
"I'm so tired I could sleep a horse"
"One time John Waters spilled water on me and my mom said ""thank god his name isn't John Barbecue Sauce!"""
"A guy goes to the doctor... He says, ""Doc, every time I drink coffee I feel a sharp pain in my right eye."" The doctor asks, ""Did you take out the spoon?"""
"What does a black man do after sex? Wipes away the pepper spray and 25 to life."