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Joke of the Day
"I was going to tell a dead baby joke... But some people don't get prop humour."
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"What is Snoop Dogg's favorite restaurant? Sizzle-r"
"What is someone who just got left at the alters least favorite fruit? Cantaloupe"
"My English teacher corrected my Grammer. One day during the lecture our English teacher told us things are not ""hard"", infact they are ""difficult"". She gave me the most difficult boner that day."
"Someone should tell dudes who pay dominatrixes to belittle them that the Apple Genius Bar is completely free."
"More people die from drug overdose than guns... Because guns can't take drugs."
"I can be the Taco Beast... ...If you're my Taco Belle!"
"When your kids are little you're a super hero.When they're teens you're a super villain. After that, your only power is invisibility."
"wife: What's the best moment of your life? me: That time I won a stuffed dino- wife: That didn't involve a dinosaur me: Our wedding"
"If I consider you a friend, I'll be there for you. With an ear, a shoulder, a drill, a shovel, an alibi - whatever you need to feel better."