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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a dog that's into BDSM? A subwoofer."
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"Lifetime TV. For women whose own lives aren't depressing enough."
"What has six balls and rapes the poor? The lottery. It's over $800 million folks! Dragged this joke back for the occasion."
"Why is it that sumo wrestlers shave their legs? So they don't get mistaken for feminists."
"I once told a chemistry joke There was no reaction"
"What do you call a gay doctor who went to college in France, married an Irishwoman and practiced medicine in Italy? A Fag"
"Top UN officials asked Vladimir Putin to stop annexing countries He responded: Oh go Crimea river"
"What do you call a nun that sleep walks? A roamin' catholic"
"my wife is alot like pandora radio she is always asking me if I am still listening"
"Ate a hot dog at the food court today and four gay men gave me a standing ovation."